And she says stuff like this all the time.

[rebecca_in_blue]

Last night, after yet another episode of Rebecca barfing:
Me: But at least I'm not having diarrhea anymore.
Sara: Oh, yeah? Says who?
Me: My ass and the cork I shoved up it.
Sara: That cork was Hitler in a past life.
[Pause]
Me: What?
Sara: I said that cork was Hitler in a past life. Like, it did something so bad in its last life that it was reborn as a cork shoved up your ass.

Comments

[babygoose85.livejournal.com]

LOL!

I really think you should get some allergy testing done. You might have celiac or some sort of broad range food allergy.

[(Anonymous)]

Aunt connie here, I have no idea what sort of diet you are on but maybe if you just eat one or two things that you know never cause your stomach to get distressed and just take a multi-vitamin. Then in a week or so add one more item of food at a time. Also stress or anxiety can cause an upset stomach. I really feel for you. I haven't been able to eat a cucumber or any type of melon in years. I miss honeydew melons and watermelon the most. I went crazy and put one slice of tomatoe on a sandwich today and my lips are all red and chapped, that was around 11 this morning, it's 6pm now and my lips are still on fire. Hope you feel better soon. love,me