Who needs the wrath of God when you have the wrath of the lamb?

[rebecca_in_blue]

Sara: "Why didn't Moses get enter the Promised Land?"
Me: "Because God decreed that he wouldn't."
Sara: "Why? Because Moses didn't invoke God's name when he struck the rock to yield water in the desert?"
Me: [jaw hanging on the ground]

Honestly, I don't know when I've ever been more shocked. She also decided that Sable's Hebrew name is Shlomo (which is a real Hebrew name, by the way, the Hebrew form of Solomon), which cracked me up to no end. Now all three of us have Hebrew names!

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[(Anonymous)]

To be precise, I said, "Because Moses didn't invoke God's name when he called forth water from the rock?" This is why you should write down everything I say.

--Toby.

--No, Marion the Warthog Lover.

--NO, Stacey McGill! Why don't they have fonts that look like each baby-sitter's handwriting? Look into that for me, will you?