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[rebecca_in_blue]

Some things I've heard recently that have made me laugh...

My cousin: You know, ever since I started living with Grandma, I've just gotten so tired of eating.

Me and my other cousin, talking about W, the new biopic of Bush...
Olivia: I hear it's supposed to make him look really bad.
Me: Does he really need help making himself look bad?

Me and my sister...
Sara: You know what the happiest day of my life was?
Me: The day you scored a perfect 100 on Piano Player?
Sara: Hmph.

My sister and her co-worker...
Sara: I live with my sister, Harrison. Every evening she darns socks while I read aloud to her from the Bible.
Harrison: [incredulous] Really?
Sara: [sarcastically] Yes, Harrison, really.
Harrison: [even more incredulous] You really do that? You read from the Bible?