This is why nobody else gets the jokes we make.

Sara, Adam, and I saw Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (the fourth movie in the series) in the theater today, Sara for the first time, me for the second, and Adam for the third. Here are a few of the many sarcastic comments we made to each other:

"A human boy!" Said by me when Professor McGonagall said, "But Potter is a boy," quoted from Wart in The Sword in the Stone.

"Up in his wishing tree," Sung by me when Draco jumped down from a tree to insult Harry, quoted from an episode of South Park that parodied Michael Jackson.

"Has Draco Malfoy been climbing trees today?" Said by Sara during the same scene, quoted from Captain von Trapp in The Sound of Music. I laughed so hard at this one.

"Brush your teeth!" Said by all of us during different close-ups of Karkaroff.

"I wish I knew how to quit you!" Said by Sara when Harry and Ron made up after their feud, quoted from an argument between Ennis and Jack in Brokeback Mountain.

"If you can't fix it, you gotta stand it," Said by me when Harry and Ron made up, quoted from the same.

"I'm a girl-watcher, watchin' girls go by," Said by Adam when Ron said, "You know how I like it when they walk," quoted from the song "Girl Watcher," by The Okasyions.

"Now I've ... had the time of my life... " Sung by me when Ron was dancing with Professor McGonagall, quoted from Johnny and Baby's dance finale in Dirty Dancing.

"Yes, Mother," said by Adam when Hermione told Harry and Ron to go to bed.

"Son of a bitch must pay!" Said by me when Harry emerged from behind a gravestone and confronted Vodemort, quoted from Jack in Big Trouble in Little China.